A squirrel I spied hanging out near my class at SRJC.

My favorite (and possibly only) squirrel quote, from Black Adder.
Edmond: This is turning into a really rotten evening.
Amy: Yes, well you better make the most of it, because it's your last. And it's a pity, because it's usually against my principles to shoot dumb animals.
Edmond: Except squirrels?
Amy: Yes! Bastards! I hate them with their long tails and their stupid twitchy noses.
(she shoots two squirrels, "eep", "eep" as they fall from the trees above)
Amy: I shall return at midnight to collect the loot, when I'll fill you so full of holes I could market you as a new English cheese!
Edmond: Oh God! What a way to die! Shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll!